The Dead Donkey | Joke #2

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said “sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died”.

Chuck replied: “Well then just give me my money back”.

The farmer said: “I cant do that, I went and spent it already”.

Chuck said: “OK then, just bring me the dead donkey”.

The farmer asked: “what are you gonna do with him?

Chuck said: “I’m going to raffle him off”

The farmer replied: “you cant raffle off a dead donkey!”

Chuck replied: Sure I can. Just watch me… I just wont tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later, the farmer met up with chuck and asked, “what happened with the dead donkey!”

Chuck said: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.00”

The farmer asked: “did anyone complain.

Chuck said: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.

Now Chuck works for the Government.

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