Bryan Pape Gunned Down On His Way To Court

April 1st, 2009 | Posted in Government Payments

Sources from various newspapers and media have revealed Bryan Pape has been shot on his way to court this morning. The intellectual scholar who is currently fighting the government in court in regards to Kevin Rudd’s $900 bonus payments was apparently eating a bacon and egg sandwich from McDonalds when he was caught by surprise by some Paper “Haters.”

Haters said, “Pape was a filthy dog, why would any man try and stop us getting money from the government. We want our $900!” The haters were quickly rounded up by police and questioned.

Unfortunately Pape did not show up for day 2 in court, and the judge ordered an end to the case and gave the all clear to start giving out $900 bonus payments again from tomorrow.

Please Note: This is a April Fools joke and did not actually happen. :)


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    Chris // April 1st, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Happy April Fools ;)

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    Krudd Kash // April 1st, 2009 at 12:55 pm


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    karen forster // April 2nd, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    you stink we are hard working honesty people what happens to us the government gave money to people with kids so how you think you are just cause you got money thanks to you I can’t get my car rego and Im working 7 days a week and paying high tax so why am I and all the other hard working people going with out hope you enjoyed your bacon and eggs from Mac donalds thinking of what you taking away from all of us

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    karen forster // April 2nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    let me know what other people thinks the same what you have say

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